Deep in the vaults of Fantasology Headquarters, Elrond Hubbard is having his army of custodians reforge the recovered remnants of the legendary Mop of the Apprentice. Little does he know that Jeff Bridges and Columbo have a plan for it. The pair intend to invoke the magic of the mop in combination with the mighty Sorcerer's Bucket to entreat the aid of those that dwell in the mountain. Only the quickest picker-uppers will be able to contain the power of the Wet Ass Pacific. Meanwhile, Bezolbub is making moves to acquire and appropriate the talents of BS Prowling. And back in the Outside, two opposing parties are on the hunt for buried treasure.
