We have Straight Woman in the studio! Briefly. She helped us write an ad for our first sponsor! Not actually. We wrote a fake ad for a fake sponsor. I’m getting ahead of myself. Somewhere in the Outside, the crew has been brought before the queen of the Pseudointellectuals to stand trial for having an opinion. But they’re about to be spared by a pair of unlikely rescuers. Back in the real world, tensions are rising and world leaders are starting to make hasty decisions. And orbiting above them all in his space station, Jeff Bezolbub has decided it’s time for Elrond Hubbard to bring Fantasology into the fold of Abaddon. Hey but has anyone seen Tucker and Todd?