Those boring graham crackers were thought up by one special man: Sylvester Graham. Whereas famous painters find their muses in young beautiful women, Mr. Graham found his muse in his blue balls. His desire to stop the sin of masturbating drove him to turn to wheat germ, yeast, and flour. In this episode, we dive into Graham's Treatise on Bread, his wretched love life, his childhood trauma, and ask an important question: do the graham crackers work as advertised? Come explore the ultimate buzzkill, and munch on some of these alleged erection ejectors with your hosts, Madeline and Laura.
