Father Paul is starting to rile up the congregation with talk of God's army and fighting for God's kingdom and I'm starting to get scared... "Mom, can you pick me up from church? The priest is starting to sound a little bloodthirsty..." HA! See what I did there? I am a literal comedic genius. Also, what's up with all the missing people in the Crockpott? Maybe, somebody should do a little something about that. Just saying. This episode tore my heart into tiny little pieces and then it was fed to Father Paul but he just sucked it dry. Oops. Oh well. The last thing I have to say is "Praised be this is a show and not real life!"
