Welcome to The Sillymarillion! Where Paul (the forever fan) teaches Tori (the newcomer) all about J.R.R. Tolkien's, The Silmarillion.
Here's a look at Tori's notes from this episode, with very incorrect name spellings fixed:
A silmaril is loose! There is a Fifth Battle! (Nicknamed the "Battle of Unnumbered Tears"...greeeaaaat.) Lúthien and Beren have a half-elf child named Dior who is both a fancy purse brand and Hannah Montana. Maedhros unionizes! Humans betray! Túrin throws goblets at racists! Will Morgoth ever die?!
Come join us on twitter and help us find further proof that Finrod is the Zodiac Killer.
Paul: @goodlookingeek
Tori: @toriello_
