shout out to all my CPAliens, you know who you are...
[Verse 1]
It’s the accounting firm owner, podcaster, amateur rapper
first time on the mic so listen close and hold your laughter
so, what’s hotter than a million-dollar cloud firm,
with low churn, there i go again, talking about myself, and
track, indicators, to perform on this platform
And now you ‘bout to see a southern EA reborn
I said i’m not a public certified accountant
and they say it’s not the tax you pay but what bracket you in
You got mail? send electric or post-dated to the I-R Service
Cause if we file a return that’s late, they all get nervous
So go get your Panda signed docs, and listen close bitches
the riches, come when you’re deeply penetrating niches
scar-a-no got taxed but i’m here and still alive
a felony for selling cocaine in two thousand five
and now i thrive, took a nosedive, but didn’t go to prison
i’ve said this all before, but i don’t think ya’ll even listen
[Hook]
Now toss your hands in the air
And wave 'em like you’re in despair
if your tax staff quits and you’re sick of this shit
Then everybody let me hear you say No Fa-ir
[Verse 2]
fixed asset depreciation or study cost segregation
For the property owner, and not the loaner
let me know when it’s time for print toner
If not I'll wait, because the future of the profession is gone
If the children of CPAs gon' be a daughter or son
Or are they the smartest regardless the platform they on?
I feel that if we take a break, it might just start to be fun
Or will they run out of funds and grab a p-p-p loan?
They wanna consult us on leadership, and finding your Why
Like Simon Sinek when you find it that’s a natural high
Land of Ron Baker or an acre of a cloud in my sky
Now banker, banker no more can I get Relay-Fi?
[Verse 3]
Foolish is how i act, but you know i ain’t no fool
Thinking about how a Podcast about accounting can be cool?
Like A-J to the E-S, cause we adjust the journal entries and
Homie, i think i made it, but i’m not automated,
finally ended client engagements that we tolerated
And now I'm rapping on a track that OutKast created
is it a Debit or a Credit?
are balance sheet numbers killing you softly?
intro the C-P-Aliens, and debit inventory
So Sorry, as I trade Scarano to Earmark
Found how to dismantle my anchor, and then depart
Then turned the page, now everybody's trying to find their spark?
A-R clerks stay serious even when they fart
a facade of being hilarious Shakespeare with no fear
protect vulnerable PCs but Macs are in the clear, okay?
I wasn’t locked away, i got a longer rep in this endeavor,
not low on ambition so I'm ready explore and get paid!
