This week civil blood makes civil hands unclean...or some shit. We cover our first romance flick and work super hard for y'all (as per usual). A surprise Paula Abdul reference, were R+J Gen Z? NEON! Fuck Shakespearean English, no it's not Ann Cusack, NEON, and how many times can we say banish-ED? We're gonna pop a Capulet in that ass. Get doom-ED with Romeo + Juliet.
