Duke critiques the MayMac battle, fires at gun laws, buys a bag of golf clubs, picks his nose at primary school, loses his sports uniform in a BDSM chamber, leafs through 50 Shades of Grey, ball gags the Bachelor, flips off Yumi Stynes, smokes an argile with Susie Youssef, watches some WAFL and punches a Greek priest over the plebiscite.