On Friday we had a premium version of Ndugu in studio. Instead of a smooth baby face, he had a beard you can hide so many things in, including your girlfriends and their secrets. Unlike Ndugu who only swears is a good cook but no one has ever seen him cook or taste his food, this one is actually on TikTok cooking what we can all see is something delicious. The only thing is they are both okuyus, but unlike Ndugu who only knows of Kikuyu phrases, this one can actually speak fluent Kikuyu.
The only time Ndugu speaks Kikuyu is when he is saying, "In Kikuyu huwa tunasema," then proceeds to rumble things that sound like kiTurkana but since we have no way of verifying, we let it go.
And he has a proper name, Tony. Or @tonnymagu on TikTok. Unlike the name Ndugu, which is a name of someone that will run away with choir money.
We talked about so many things with Tony, including whether or not you should wear a dress as a man. Obviously Ndugu was of the opinion that dresses is a must.
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