Eddy sounded so wise on Friday's recording, which means one of these things must have happened during his one month hiatus:
1. He got someone pregnant.
Nothing sobers you up than the, "We need to talk," phone call that usually precedes the pregnancy news. You suddenly become wise and knowledgable about cycles and false-positives and the need to not take the test in the morning because of HCG levels.
2. He is in love
Maybe he found a sapiosexual and is now keen to prove that he is smart, which he is not, surely.
3. Anatuacha
You know how wise people who are about to kick the bucket go? They suddenly start talking about pausing to smell the flower. Hopefully, he is planning to stick around for long because the Podcast cannot afford a befitting send off right now.
Ladies, gents, ladies who identify as gents, gents who identify as ladies, ladies and gents who identify as trees, here is your Podcast for the week.
