By now it’s an open secret that if you can’t chew gum like you are possessed, no one will hire you as their receptionist or M-Pesa lady. Chewing gum calmly is a sign you are a weak person who doesn’t have what it takes to be mean to people. No one will hire you either if you are ever smiling and eager to help others. That kind of good-heartedness is highly frowned upon in these two noble professions. To excel as a receptionist or M-Pesa lady, you must exhibit an impeccable ability to make one’s bad day worse. Either that or you find yourself something else to do, like welcoming people to your YouTube channel.
I suspect receptionists and M-Pesa ladies are somehow required to intern under nurses with at least a decade of experience.
Anyway, these are not words of The Podcast With No Name. In fact, the podcast distances itself from these accusations and lays the responsibility squarely on Mbanacho’s shoulders. See, what happened is Ndugu and Eddy couldn’t make it to the studio and Mbanacho decided to use that opportunity to settle scores. He aired the grievances he has had with receptionists for a long time now and as the podcast we are looking for a therapist for him because he needs to heal.
Here is what he had to say.
