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Yeah, you only need the light when it's burning low. Only know you've been high when you are feeling low. Only know you love her when you let her go. But she let me go! Me? Me! Me.

Like the Israelites, when she lets you go, that is when you know heartbreak can be a motherfucker. Ei. That shit hurts. In this Season 3 debut, we let it all out. You might hear some sniffs and mpfhs and sniffles, but must be the allergies. Or maybe it was just dusty. I've definitely got something in my eye. These are not just stories of how we (almost) simped, but they are stories of utter rejection and pure baloney that is love. It's incredible how I can even put this down, as my eyes are so blurred with tears I can hardly see the keyboard. It is not heartbreak if you have not played "Alivyonipenda" by Otile Brown on loop 24 hours a day. Or if you are feeling boujee, "Heartbreak Hotel" by the heartthrob Whitney Houston. My personal favourite is "Ex Wako Hawezi" by Flier. 

Imagine we even went to Kamukunji together to buy vyombo and she still left! I bought her bata ngomas, because she was my sole mate...and she still left! I event went to a mganga and..okay, I didn't go to a mganga. At least, not yet. 

As it is written, a man shall leave his father and mother and become one with his lover. And then the lover shall leave him. But it doesn't matter. It's all vanity. Mtaachana tu. Besides, ex wako hawezi!