Steel, starring Shaquille “Big Aristotle” O’Neal, steals our heart, but you will soon see that it all falls apart. This movie may have well been a part of the DCEU, but hey, 1997 was long before Ezra Miller was caught with their Flash flaps down, so who are we to judge?
Shaq shits the sheets as a steel sporting super sucky celebrity! Wanton destruction of private property! Looney Tune metal man on a motorbike! The rocket booster hove-round! Wheelchair bound power plasma! Pirating the paraplegic without punishment! Not necessary Nazis! Disrespect for the disabled! Multiversal Chad and his 3 am hotdogs! Sparky Hawking? Uncle Joe’s Soul Train danger dance! Radioactive rafter bites? Manhole Hummer blowout coverups! Sneaky jailhouse satellite correspondence! Giving Sparky the kid named finger! Riff Ruggles, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!
