Spawny, Spawny, he's our man, if he can't do it... well, anybody with $40,000,000 and a thesaurus turned to the "poop" page can. Seriously, if you just dropped your pants and took a dump into a film canister, you'll probably have a better movie. At least flies scrambling to get a last meal is somewhat compelling compared to this steaming pile. The gang unpacks a lot here, but they mainly focus on how so little was said with so much exposition. Rob discovers that if you watch a movie at 1.5x speed, you can get it over with faster, and then do other stuff. Flaccid Wanda screams! Heavy under-bite energy! Disembodied bodies! Impromptu heat vision surgery! Inexplicable goo exchanges! Dog neglect, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!
