The gang giggles and sleuths, and bimble and boof as they tip their hats to this adaptation of the great Dr. Seuss. We're talking The Cat in the Hat, a film so bad that there was legal intervention to make sure another adaption of this kind was never made again. Popcorn knee pads! Sanitary supervisors! Nocturnal emissions! Dirty hoes! Shit cars! No lessons! No rhymes! No respect for our time! Slow speed chases that would make O.J. blush, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!