Fuck this movie, and Fuck our guest Dr_Ezekiel for requesting that we watch this movie!
Just kidding! Dr_Ezekiel was an excellent, and entertaining guest, and we loved to hate on "Ice Pirates" with him. Zeke streams movie viewings every week on his twitch, which can be found right here: https://www.twitch.tv/dr_ezekiel
Smash that subscribe button. Or gently caress it-- the choice is yours! Bottom line is that this dude knows his stuff, and if he can get the three of us engaged in a film as nauseatingly stupid as "Ice Pirates," then it's clear he has a natural talent for entertainment. You owe it to yourself to stop watching "Ice Pirates," and move on with your life.
Here's some talking points we were really into:
Raising the roof on Karina’s recovery receptacle! Garment gal getting gropey! Hot to trot style hard R! Impromptu pollywog prostitution! Space bait! Soylent styled penetration sequences! Peyton Manning of the 80’s! Space herpes! Choosing between getting your dick chopped off, or getting your dick chopped off! Overacted limpness! Illogical robot logistics! Intergalactic thirst traps! Half baked gravity blasts! Mystery softcore porn water, and much, much more on this week's Episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made.
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