This week, we talk about "Yor, the Hunter from the Future," or as we like to call it, ""Reb Brown, the Dolph Lundgren from the Bargain Bin." This movie is a little bit He-Man, and a little bit Star Wars, but it's mostly a disjointed piece of shit that has the entertainment value of slamming your dick in a car door, and the subtlety of a pillowcase full of doorknobs being thrown down a service stairwell.
Okay, so check it out:
Yor saving only the sexy! Lots of cheekage! Flooding the cave full of females! Consuming corpse water! Ka-Laa kill Rea! Women want Yor, and cavemen are cucks! Robot replacement theory! Pandora’s pleasure box! Two strikes for the Italians! Carnivorous triceratops! Choice meats! The ole “born with a mysterious medallion" trope! Fantasia Bat hang gliding! Exploding people living in a cave! Slow-mo dinos! Bloody tongue tickles! Bleep-Boop-Peyooooh! Atomic piles, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!
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