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• G: U.S. regulators are exploring ways for traditional banks to hold bitcoin. 

• G: El Salvador have another 420 bitcoin, they brought the $58k dip  also builds 20 schools with bitcoin profits 

• G: Gigachad reveals his bitcoin holdings, 17,732 bitcoin brought at a $9,882 average price turning $177m into $1 billion 

• G: NHS paying 2000 consultants as much as £6600 per day for failed test n trace program 

• G: Facebook rebrand too ‘Meta’ and are building a metaverse platform 

• G: wash trading nfts for $500m to fake demand and relist for $1b 

• D: Even the kids are suffering from inflation as Disneyland prices increase 

• G: 2 of the top 5 app downloads in the US are bitcoin exchanges, ok crypto but i didn’t wanna say the word 

• G: Elon calls the UN’s bluff, says he’ll give them $6b to solve world hunger if they can tell him how they’re going to do it and also commit to be transparent with the accounting 

• FUD of the week: people don’t want to be self sovereign, or at least Tom doesn’t want it cos he’s scared of responsibility 

• Hack of the week: guy loses 3 nfts to scammers posing as buyers, these people are dum dumb 

• G: Rekt of the week: saylor smashing schiff 

• G: Shitcoin corner: Shiba Moons as the meme to Doge with one user turning $8,000 into $5.7 billion  but then Squid Game rug pulls $2856 to $0.0008 in 5 minutes 

• G: aaaaaand finally: the bitcoin boiz