Is that Kanye on autotune or just domestic violence over a burrowed bee? One thing’s for sure, it’s not the Bent Neck Lady rawdogging her way through Christmas cheer.
Welcome back after 3 years (we know, we know) as the lads kick off the Season 2 Christmas-themed finale with a snake draft of the worst holiday traditions – from deer hunting youths weaponised with fruitcake, those unforgettable suet leaks nobody asked for, to the haunting tale of Mr Pocket and his suspiciously hot mince pies. Along the way, they also uncover a rare condition amongst carollers known only as “crampus in the groin”.
But it’s not all yuletide chaos as Tim and Caleb catch everyone up on life updates during their hiatus. They then reminisce on their final days together in college, including cleaning to Disney sing-alongs, dissecting felines (sorry, Chutney), gifting knick-knacks, and what happens when med school dreams go sideways. Caleb discusses his desire to flee the country, and Tim teases a European pilgrimage of his own after the shame of attending his own graduation as a spectator ..
Of course, there’s plenty of honey vs maple milk chatter, some accidental wisdom from an inquisitive phrase, and a journey that goes ever on until it ends with the only appropriate sendoff: wishing you a very sexy Christmas.
Disclaimer: The Ramble does not endorse storing pies in your pockets (no matter how much you feel the love tonight).
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