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The Natural History Museum – a fine institution full of dusty, dead things. A bit like the House of Lords. Satire.

But how do you get into the Museum’s collections? Win a raffle? The X Factor? Who knows?

One man who hopes he does is Douglas Smith. Will he get his shrew past the tough entry criteria? Will he die at the hands of a psychotic doorman? Let’s find out!

Tom Thomas – Dan Bond

Douglas Smith – Matt Kirk

Alexander Twitch / Fred – Brian Mackenwells

Lady Elstree Loudmouse – Francesca Richards

Betty Boxer / Market Trader – Anna Trapmore

Billy Block / Doorman – Simon Wilson

Written by Dan Bond & Brian Mackenwells

Produced by Dan Booth

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