Apple Fritter: Pastry Sweetness with Diesel-Fueled Chill
In this Cannabis School sesh, we lit up Apple Fritter—a potent 50/50 hybrid by Lumpy’s Flowers, born from Sour Apple × Animal Cookies. Think warm apple pastry topped with diesel and vanilla cream.
Cannabinoid Profile
THC: High, typically 22–32%—this one’s loud.
CBD: Low (~0.4–0.7%)
CBG/CBC/CBN/CBN/THCV: Trace but entourage-boosting levels (<1%)
Terpene Lineup
Caryophyllene: spicy warmth that soothes
Limonene: citrus lift to balance the sweetness
Pinene: crisp pine notes for mental clarity
Myrcene: earthy-herbal base to melt the body
Humulene, Linalool, Terpinolene, Phellandrene, Ocimene: layered floral, herbal, and spicy accents
Flavor & Aroma
Sweet baked apples and vanilla cream upfront, followed by earthy herb, subtle pastry crust, and a trailing dap of fuel. Jar-open feels like dessert in a bakery—with a secret engine underneath.
How It Hits
Apple Fritter starts with a euphoric lift—tingly, giggly, creative—and transitions into deep body relaxation without heavy sedation. Users report relief from stress, anxiety, depression, insomnia, pain, and lack of appetite. Side effects? Dry mouth/eyes, dizziness—overdo it and you’ll couch-check fast.
Good For
Evening walks, dessert pairings, mellow social nights
Stress and anxiety reset
Pain relief and easing chronic tension
Creative thinking with comfort
Flower & Grow Notes
Dense, medium-green buds with purple undertones, bright orange hairs, and a thick trichome coat. Flowers in 8–10 weeks indoor; expect medium-high yields.
Cannabis School’s Take:
Apple Fritter is a dessert in a jar with a punch—sweet, layered, chill—but sneaky strong. It’s the kind of strain that warms the mood, melts the body, and keeps your mind playfully engaged.
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