Garlic Banana: Funky, Sweet, and Unapologetically Weird
On this Cannabis School strain session, we lit up Garlic Banana — a unique hybrid that does exactly what it says on the label. Imagine sweet, ripe banana layered over that unmistakable garlicky funk — weird? Absolutely. Delicious? Also yes. And the high is just as memorable.
Cannabinoid Profile:
THC: 20%–25% — plenty potent for seasoned smokers, easy enough for a mellow night if you pace yourself.
CBD: ~1% or less — just a hint for a softer landing.
Other Cannabinoids: Trace CBG sometimes shows up, adding a touch more chill under the hood.
Terpene Lineup:
Caryophyllene: spicy, earthy backbone that keeps stress and tension in check
Myrcene: classic herbal calm for that cozy body melt
Limonene: bright citrus lift that balances out the funk
Flavor & Aroma:
Garlic Banana lives up to its name — crack the jar and you get a savory garlicky nose with a sweet, creamy banana twist that creeps in behind it. The inhale is surprisingly smooth: nutty, earthy, with a hint of ripe banana on the exhale. Funk lovers, this one’s for you — it’s not candy, it’s gourmet weird.
How It Hits:
Expect a mellow, creeping high that settles in behind the eyes first — relaxing, giggly, and mood-lifting without taking you out of the conversation. Give it time and the body buzz sneaks in, melting away stress and gently pinning you to whatever comfy spot you claim first. It’s the perfect wind-down strain for evenings when you want something tasty and off the beaten path.
Good For:
Evenings when you want weird flavors and zero worries
Light social hangs that might turn into deep talks and couch lock
Easing tension after work without being totally useless
Funk strain fans who want something new for their stash
Cannabis School’s Take:
Garlic Banana is a fun flex for your stash jar — a conversation starter, a tastebud teaser, and a reliable relaxer all in one. It’s not your grandma’s strain (unless your grandma likes garlic and bananas — in which case, respect). Grab it if you see it — then clear your calendar and your snack shelf.
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