Grease Monkey: Diesel Dessert & Body Melt
In this Cannabis School spotlight, we lit up Grease Monkey—an indica-leaning powerhouse (about 70% indica) bred from Gorilla Glue #4 × Cookies & Cream. Think sticky, sweet, and wickedly relaxing, with a diesel roar that sneaks up fast.
Cannabinoid Profile
THC: 22–30% — big enough to punch through stress and subdue pain
CBD: Low (~0.5–1%) — there to smooth things out
Terpene Lineup
Caryophyllene: peppery warmth that melts tension
Limonene: citrus zing to lift the funk
Myrcene: earthy-herbal base for that deep body relax
Flavor & Aroma
Picture vanilla cream, earthy diesel, sweet skunk, and a hint of nutty butter—and yes, dessert and garage can go together beautifully.
How It Hits
Grease Monkey creeps in with a gentle mental ease—euphoria rolls in slowly, followed by full-body melt and serious munchies. It’s like slipping into a hot bath with an ice cream cone in hand.
Good For
Evening wind-downs
Stress, anxiety, chronic pain relief
Hunger reset or insomnia prep
Cannabis School’s Take
Grease Monkey isn’t subtle—it’s a comforting heavyweight that blends dessert vibes with diesel backbone. Ideal for when the day’s done and you’re ready to soften every edge.
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