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Welcome back to the show where the lineups get legendary, the ground rules get wobbly, and the Spidey canon gets absolutely ransacked! This week, the Penny Men are assembling their own Sinister Six — six members, one original, five wild cards!

It’s a buffet of bad guys: mad scientists, evil magicians, alien symbiotes, cybernetic bird-men, professional bowlers, and a guy who is literally just a wall! We’ve got Doc Ock duking it out with Doctor Bong, Hobgoblin sharing a glider with Hobgoblin 2099, Mysterio swapping helmet-cleaning tips with Fishbowl Jr., and Kraven the Hunter getting mad he didn’t make the cut!

Expect:

• Aunt May in peril
• J. Jonah Jameson’s blood pressure spiking
• Ben Reilly’s sweaters making a comeback
• At least three different people screaming “PARKER!” at the same time!

We’re pulling in deep cuts from comics, cartoons, video games, toy shelves, and fever dreams — Hydro-Man, Shocker, Hammerhead, The Kangaroo, Big Wheel, Stegron the Dinosaur Man, and, yes, The Hypno-Hustler!

And for the completists out there, here’s just a fraction of the roster chaos:

• Goblin Overload: Green Goblin, Hobgoblin, Demogoblin, Proto-Goblin, and that guy from the 90s cartoon who might have been a goblin but no one’s sure
• Animal Kingdom Rejects: Rhino, Vulture, Scorpion, Tarantula, Puma, Grizzly, and one very lost Howard the Duck
• The “Is This Even Canon?” Crew: The Wall, Typeface, Big Wheel, Spot, White Rabbit, and a guy who just throws pies
• Too Many Symbiotes: Venom, Carnage, Toxin, Riot, Lasher, Scream, and that one from the Lego set that doesn’t have a name
• Special Guest Villains: Kangaroo, Rocket Racer, Hypno-Hustler, Frog-Man (he’s technically not a villain, but try telling him that), and The Looter

Four rosters enter, but only one walks away with the coveted title of “Most Likely to Ruin Spider-Man’s Day”! It’s chaos, it’s crossover madness, and it’s the eternal question: how many goblins is too many goblins?