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Welcome back to the only podcast where six means chaos and “sinister” means hilarious! In Part 2 of our Sinister Six spectacular, the rosters are finally revealed — and the results are a whiplash-inducing rollercoaster through Spider-Man’s best, worst, and “wait, who?” moments!

Alliances are forged, feuds are reignited, and poor Peter Parker is about to have the worst week of his life! We’re talking Aunt May kidnappings, Bugle headline disasters, symbiote slime trails, and at least one villain whose entire plan hinges on roller skates!

Highlights from the carnage include:

• Gregory’s Murderers’ Row: A precision mix of legacy villains, deep-cut absurdities, and one character whose only power is vaguely threatening posture
• Tom’s Chaos Machine: A line-up so structurally unstable it could only work if half the team betrays the other half before lunch
• Ben’s Symbiote Salad: Too many goo monsters, not enough paper towels
• Guest Wild Cards: The return of The Wall, a mid-tier goblin nobody remembers, and an appearance by Frog-Man that even he doesn’t understand!

And because no Penny Men episode is complete without unnecessary overkill, we’ve got:

• Goblin-on-goblin violence
• Two villains competing to see who can monologue the longest
• An unexpected musical number from Hypno-Hustler
• The tragic downfall of Big Wheel (again)
• One honest-to-goodness fight over the definition of “sinister”

By the end, only one roster will be crowned the Ultimate Sinister Six — but all of them will live forever in our hearts, our nightmares, and Spider-Man’s insurance premiums!