Welcome to The Muppet Caper Draft!, where the felt flies and the lore gets fuzzy! We’re starting strong—with googly eyes, vaudeville chaos, and one extremely questionable Fraggle pick!
In this outing, the gang dives into the Jim Henson-verse to draft their ultimate Muppet heist crews! That’s 8 heroic Muppets, 3 villainous puppets, and 2 real-life humans per team—because even Gonzo needs a getaway driver! Sesame Street? Fair game! Fraggle Rock? You bet! Muppet Babies? Please no! But yes, also yes!
In this installment, we argue the cultural relevance of Telly Monster, recount the exact moment Pepe the Prawn took over the franchise, and attempt to justify casting Sweetums as a villain! From obscure Fraggles to sinister game show hosts, no puppet goes un-picked and no joke goes unmade!
Bonus: a live Phantom Jar prediction ceremony! If you don’t know what that means yet… oh, you will!
Puppet overkill? Never heard of it! Kermit fatigue? Not a chance! The greatest Muppet episode ever drafted? We’re calling it!
🧵 Featuring:
Listen! Draft! Wocka Wocka!
