Just as we make our triumphant return, Vanessa gets fired for uttering the words ‘woke moment’.
We realise that life itself is a bigger geebag than Carrie Bradshaw. We discover that all lesbians apparently wear glasses, Big doesn’t actually have a real job, and Vanessa is a VERY good friend indeed… she agrees to make fondu for Maz, and would also wade into her tunnel of love for a medical emergency.
We ask the age-old question - do Americans have washing machines? But, most importantly, we realise it’s about time the Martello pub in our home town of Bray sponsored us, or at least sent a hamper.
