If you were alive and over the age of five in 1983, you DEFINITELY remember Cabbage Patch Kids. They were hideously ugly, covered in pantyhose (?), and each one was different and very special. You would think Amy would remember the name of her prized Cabbage Patch Kid, wouldn't you? Well, dear listener, YOU'D BE WRONG. Also, what the hell was up with the cinnamon toothpick fad in middle school?