When capitalism breaks your brain, sometimes you need to kick back with something relaxing. But when you're us and you're still recovering from 50 Shades of Grey and also neck deep in Thunder Force prep, you end up talking about whether or not Batman villains are good in bed. So instead of going to confession, we decided to apply a methodology to it and truly figure out who is the BEST CINEMATIC BATMAN VILLAIN (in bed). From 1968 to today, we judge each of these on-screen menaces based on their performance (scale of 1 to 5), comic book accuracy (scale of 1 to 3), character's sexual prowess (scale of 1 to 3), and the actor's inherent f*@$ability (scale of 1 to 3). Jack tabulated his scores in advance along with community pervert BeLinda Berry, and Joe did his live. Is this stupid? Yes. Did we think it would take this long? No. Is it fun? You bet your Bat-nipples it is! Check it out and we apologize in advance for any Burgess Meredith Penguin nightmares you may have.
CW for sex stuff
Podcast plugged in this episode: Making a Martini (@martinimaking on Twitter)
