This is Tycho Newman. I am the writer, director, and producer of BLACK FRIDAY which is about
….
Well, listen for yourself.
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SPEAKER
Let’s back up for a moment and set the table
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BRITISH REPORTER
It began several months ago; the phenomenon that is popularly described as ‘Black Friday.’
SPEAKER (cont)
The Black Friday phenomenon has caused a fair bit of anxiety.
BRITISH REPORTER
Every Friday for the last several months, a random number of people have woken up to discover that they literally transformed overnight …[staccato beat]… into Black people.
VOICE 1
The government should be encouraging people to stay calm
VOICE 2
Why did this happen to me?! All of this!
VOICE 3
CURSED BE HAM, FATHER OF CANAAN!
VOICE 1
What this legislation is doing -
VOICE 3
MAY THE CHILDREN OF HAM BE THE SLAVES OF JAPHETH!
VOICE 1
You should be worried!
VOICE 2
Officer, officer, I can explain!
CLINTON
.. called superpredators
VOICE 3
Thanks be to God.
NEWMAN
My name is Tycho Newman
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NEWMAN (cont)
This is BLACK FRIDAY.
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This is Episode 1: Acute, Spontaneous Melanization; and it introduces the whole Black Friday phenomenon and its social (and personal) effects.
Thank you for listening.
https://theblackfridaypodcast.com/
Twitter: @blackfridaycast
