HAVE STAUNCH FAITH IN GOD
Every day an old lady, a staunch theist, came to the portico and shouted on the top of her voice “Praise the Lord”. Her neighbor, an atheist (non-believer in God) shouted back “there is no Lord” This exchange of words went on for some time. One day the lady shouted from her portico “Praise the Lord! I want some groceries!” The neighbor shouted back as usual “There is no Lord”. The next day the lady found a bag full of groceries. Overwhelmed with joy, she shouted in ecstasy “Praise the Lord! you have sent me the groceries.” Suddenly, the neighbor jumped out of the bushes and shouted that it was me who kept the groceries at your doorstep. There is no Lord. The lady retorted “Oh! Lord you sent me groceries and made this devil pay for it.”
