In this month's episode, we are joined by Tristan Keightley, Dylan Keightley, Tammy with no last name, and John Keightley to determine who is the world's greatest American. We ask the important questions, including: Who would you trust to fix your air conditioning? Which one of these people would be the best metallurgist? Who would pitch a better nine innings? Who would be a better Tennis doubles partner? And many more!