Do You Hear What I Hear? It's a Holly Jolly Christmas! Joy to the World! You know what, fuck this. I had this bit planned out where I was going to write a description in all Christmas song titles, then when I actually started it I realized how much effort it was going to be. I have so little energy anymore. Also I drank too much spiked eggnog so I'm getting sluggish. Spiked eggnog is great, but the problem is that by the time you've had enough to get yourself good and tipsy, you've essentially just chugged a bunch of eggs. But I won't let that stop me. Also a good excuse to use up the nutmeg that's been in your spice cabinet for 6 years.
This week, for our Christmas episode, we unfortunately have a theme episode. I don't mean that theme episodes in general are unfortunate; usually they're a load of fun. What I mean is that the theme itself is unfortunate. That's right, folks, as the title indicates, it's Priest Week on Here's a Guy. It's also a two-man episode, this time with Alex and Cody. They start by reading two listener emails (one of which was long overdue) and do a Christmas-themed opening segment where we give out candy and lumps of coal to the people and institutions we think respectively deserve them this year. Finally, it's two stories of, you guessed it, priests. The first had some controversial ideas about Jesus then encountered a shocking twist. The second reacted to a horrific fire in maybe the worst way possible.
Arius the Heretic- 46:00
Father Don Juan Ugarte- 1:08:04
