This is Episode 111, which is kind of fun, because that's like a bunch of 1s in a row. Three of them to be precise. As far as I know, that's the first episode of Here's a Guy where it's 3 of the same numbers in a row. Monumental stuff. 111 also reminds me of that weird early 2000s indie rock band called !!! that pronounced it "chick-chick-chick." That was an obnoxious bit in a way so specific to that era. I used to see those bands get mentioned in Rolling Stone but never heard of them anywhere else. I would just read the College Radio and try to imagine what the bands sounded like without ever actually listening to them. I have no idea what !!! or Grizzly Bear or Deerhunter sounds like. I don't even know what Fleet Foxes sound like and they're famous I'm pretty sure. I'll pretend that actually makes me more cultured, in a way, when you really think about it.
This week we kick off with an update on March HaGness (voting ongoing on our Twitter!) and the ever-expanding world of weird sports betting scandals. Then it's 3 more guys, including an amateur rapper/shitposter with rhymes so edgy they ended up in front of the Supreme Court, a lonely man who invented a futuristic chess machine out of horniness, and a brilliant ne'er-do-well who orchestrated a massive prison uprising.
Anthony Douglas Elonis- 31:18
Wolfgang von Kempelen- 1:01:51
Jerry Myles- 1:30:44
