I don't have a lot of creative thoughts to meander about this week. However, I have been watching a bunch of Tales from the Crypt, so the Crypt Keeper has been on my mind a lot lately. One of the all time great characters. Can you imagine pitching him in the writers’ room? Alright, we have an anthology horror show where characters are often tortured with cruel irony. We just need a host. How about a shriveled corpse who loves making puns and wearing little outfits? Insane. He's so funny too. I watched one where he has on an 80s-style workout fit complete with a headband. It was a adorable, even though I'm sure in real life he'd be repugnant and smell like the dickens. TV will never be that good again. In his honor, I'll describe the episode in a style he'd see fitting.
(Crypt Keeper Voice, wearing a little director's outfit) Mayhem Month rolls on, and this week, you're in for a real treat! And not just candy, because we have two topics that are much less sweet! The entertainment industry loves to give us thrills and chills, but what if they were all too real? First up is an irresponsible water park owner whose bad choices sent his life into a real “downward slide!” Then it's lights, camera, regurgitation, as a scary movie was even scarier to film! With all the animal carcasses, no wonder it really stunk up the theaters! Ee-hee-hee-hee!
00:27:25 - Jeff Henry
01:11:36 - Cannibal Holocaust
