134 episodes of Here's a Guy on the wall. 134 episodes of Here's a Guy. Download one, have some fun fun, 133 episodes of Here's a Guy on the wall. Hm. I was hoping I'd get more out of that bit. Unless I just kept going. But then you kinda have to commit and go all the way to zero, which I'm obviously not going to do. Plus I could have workshopped it a little bit better. I thought about doing "Spotify" instead of "the wall." But then, at that point, you're changing so much about the original formula that it kinda of loses its purpose, plus you're just reading it instead of hearing it so it could be confusing. I also thought about doing "load one down" instead of "download one," but perhaps that's a bit too cute. It may obfuscate what I was going for. And we care far too much about the comedic form for something like that, clearly.
This week has a little bit of everything, and dare I say, is a bit on the juvenile side. More vomit than usual, for one. And not even from the audience this time! We start with an extended food discussion, predicting our Spotify Wrappeds, and our disdain of everything about the Paul/Tyson event. Then we have a random act of food-related violence, a journalist who went to space and had a horrible time, and the story behind an iconic cryptid hoax.
2016 Frozen Turkey Mystery - 00:37:22
Toyohiro Akiyama - 00:58:10
Clearwater Monster - 01:23:48
