Ah, well, what do we talk about here. Griping about the weather is a good vamping topic, but we did that in the episode a bunch. We really try not to let the non-sequitur ramblings of the episode description overlap with the actual content of the show. We like to leave some things to surprise. For example, we also spend a bunch of time in this episode complaining about movies we don’t like. Unheard of! Maybe I can fill the space by complaining about a movie we didn’t get to. I don’t get into the Mission Impossible series the way other people do. Some of it is because I don’t like Tom Cruise. I know we’re supposed to separate the art from the artist, but he makes it really hard since his whole persona on-screen matches who he is off-screen. He practically oozes scientology out of his pores. I don’t get a lot of joy watching him go out there and do crazy stunts. There are plenty of brainless action flicks where I don’t have to look at his dumbass mug. He smiles like a villainous Hanna Barbera animal.
Speaking movies with an obnoxious amount of sequels, this week we open up with a segment where we decide which of the gazillion movie and TV reboots/sequels coming out this year are good, bad, and whatever ideas. Our perfect taste will tell you all you need to do this movie season. Then it’s three tales of Guys, featuring an unsuccessful Bigfoot hoaxer, a huge dope’s idea for a flying car, and a super weird guy with a band that did something incredible.
Randy Lee Tenley - 01:15:19
Henry Smolinski - 01:31:42
Clayton Counts - 01:56:22
