We noticed our demographics have been skewing older and older. That's probably because the hosts themselves are getting older and older? Two of them were in their 20s when this show started, now they're all geezers. In any event, the youths are a key demographic. They're brains aren't fully developed so they're easy to exploit for profit. The problem is that we don't understand anything zoomers do or say. We find them confusing and frankly terrifying. So instead, we hired some little twerp with broccoli hair to teach us zoomer lingo in an attempt to engage with a younger audience. Here we go:
Time to spill the tea. This podcast Here's a Guy slaps! I just listened to this episode and I'm dead. The riffs are slay and the topics are bussin'. And the hosts? They got rizz. Lowkey, some might even say they're snacks. Their haters are cringe and big mad, and they need to hop off and take the L. I know it sounds like I'm dickriding, even bouncing on it, but it's true. If you think otherwise, you're sus. Skibidi (?).
There, hopefully that'll help. You know, reading that back, I think we may have been pranked. Actually, this may have been a scam. Well, better luck next time.
This week we start off with a couple listener emails and draft our favorite album opening tracks. Then it's 3 Guys, who for once, are all actually pretty cool. The first is a badass female engineer with a surprising relative, the second is an obstetrician with a unique idea for promoting premature infant care, the third is a young fellow who loved jumping off stuff a bit too much.
Judith Love Cohen - 00:48:10
Martin Couney - 01:08:55
Sam Patch - 01:41:12
