Welcome back everyone, and we hope you had a good Easter. Or Passover. Or whatever you did. JackJohn just grilled I think. And that's good. Unfortunately for him, I've decided to declare this an Eastern Orthodox Catholic podcast, and we've banished him for being disrespectful to our lord and savior Christ, who was sacrificed 2000 years ago so that we can be allowed to be unhappy and follow a strict set of rules. Come to think of it, isn't the whole "Jesus died for our sins" bit kinda cheapened by the fact that he just came right back? I mean, wouldn't it be more impactful if he was just gone forever? How about someone who died permanently, like Paul Walker? Getting hung up on a cross like that probably hurt pretty bad though, I'll give him that. Anyway, who am I to say what's what, I'm just some guy who smoked some marijuana about 20 minutes ago. This week, we have quite the raucous episode. In the opening segment, we discuss the events of Easter weekend and Alex's possum situation, then read a tremendous e-mail rant from our friend John Fleming. For our Guys this week, we have an Old West outlaw even scarier than the usual standards, a story of a wedding gone awry in the most sitcom-ish way possible, and an everyman who lived out his lifelong dream which just so happened to involve a lawn chair and some balloons.
Boone Helm- 21:33
Tale of the Missing Wedding Dress- 53:33
Lawnchair Larry Walters- 1:09:50