Welcome to Hitch Route! This is Episode 1 - just in the nick of time for Bucs Vs. Cowboys!!! Or as Alex likes to call it, Super Bowl 2021 champs versus Super Bowl 2022 champs. This week, we're keeping things simple: We make our poorly researched predictions for Week 1; we place a sports bet that will be embarrassing to even think about next week; we laugh at the absolutely miserable Houston Texans. That's right: even though Anish and Alex hate each other's teams, at least they can both be proud that they're not Texans fans. No matter who you cheer for - yes, even you Houstonians - you'll definitely get a kick out of our podcast. (Note: This will not be the last time the Houston NFL franchise gets mercilessly insulted for comedic effect, so please contact your doctor if this adversely affects your mental health.)