In this pre-NHL holiday break edition of Pucks in 7, Victoria Matiash and Ryan Paton gift-wrap their opinions on Torts, Trotz, and how/when Toews and Kane should be traded out of ice-cold Chicago. They admire some chestnut-roasting records in the Metro, drop the Klinkhammer on a Grinchy executive out west, bah-humbug one ridiculous playoff format suggestion, while wondering when Ovi will deliver a record-breaking performance. Before wrapping up, Vic stuffs your NHL fantasy stocking with a few underrated baubles.