The boys are finally back after a lengthy hiatus. Kiran hosts Hunter and Pranav as Chris is too embarrassed to show his face (or his voice?) after United lose to Everton and Atletico finally say SIUUU later to Ronaldo and co... Before Manchester's better halves dispatched them following the War at the Wanda. HiP and Keeper discuss Chelsea's roller coaster few weeks as Hunter laments not making it to a final for the first time ever under Tuchel. Bayern and Barca are out of Europe following masterclasses from very mediocre teams in each others' leagues. City vs Liverpool happened **cue Pep meme** TWIIICEEE this in one week as the first match ensures that fans of both teams remain chronically hypertensive and the second ensures that Gregg Berhalter is going to go with Zach Steffen as his starting keeper for the foreseeable future (the joke here is that Gregggggg just does whatever he wants and his decisions make absolutely no sense like 60% of the time). Bonus: Pranav uses 80% of his allotted recap time to salivate over meeting the mastermind behind Liverpool's throw-in dominance: Thomas Gronnemark, the only man any of have ever met that has experienced a Klopp hug. Everton fans get a glimmer of hope as they beat United in a match in which they were clear overcats. The Toffees get an additional boost as relegation rivals, Burnley, say 4-4-2dle-doo to iconic manager, Sean Dyche. Ligue 1 happened also. As did Bundesliga. HiP and Keeper then discuss which is the more polite race: top 4 Prem or Serie A title race with neither coming out a clear winner (much like the races themselves). We finally look ahead to next week's spicy fixtures before Hunter breaks down the Moldovan League and Kiran just straight up breaks down.
