Dan and Ben discuss a congressman roasting a journalist's fit, work lingo and buzzwords, an article about group texts, Ben's radical proposition to ban the mute button, a guy's attempt to reverse aging, HGH and other steroids, intermittent fasting, a strange job application question, and more. Dan also shares his top five, which includes carne asada fries from Filiberto's and a honey walnut shrimp from Panda Express.