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Nobody would've guessed it, but Mike and PJ are back on that old ketchup-stained nag for another down-home roundup of the craziest stories of the past week!

The Ketchup Gods adorned us all this week with tales of dead robot spiders, embarrassing Italian wiener incidents, the ongoing, completely insane saga of Ezra Miller, a suspiciously familiar COVID "cure," intergalactic wars between aliens and Chinese myth dragons, and somehow so much more !  

Fun Fact: SpotemGottem's hit "BeatBox" is not exactly Mike or PJ's jam, but it does have 35 million YouTube views, which must mean something... Can't wait for his next single, "SeadooSwerve"! 

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Scientists turned dead spiders into robots

Humans could breathe out of their buttholes like pigs, and trials will begin this year

Embryos can be listed as dependents on tax returns, Georgia rules

Pearson plans to sell its textbooks as NFTs

Massachusetts grants absolution to its last remaining witch

Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His Penis Came Out in The Middle of The Run

Paranoid Ezra Miller Wears Body Armor, Gun Everywhere as Alleged Victims Compare Him to Cult Leader: Report

Cracker Barrel sparks uproar for plant-based sausage critics say is ‘woke’

Florida rapper 'SpotemGottem' arrested after Miami jet ski chase

Florida Man Who Sold Toxic Bleach As “Miracle Cure” For COVID, Extradited From Columbia To U.S.

Florida Man Arrested Trying to Warn Space Force Base of Alien-Dragon War

Image credit: Pig butt!!!! by ArtBrom on Openverse