So, to my understanding, Alex makes the argument this episode that having CheatGPT decide his ranking is ultimately "a wash" because having good movies at the bottom of his list harms him in the long run.
Let me explain how this is just another CLASSIC Alex falsehood - If good movies are at the bottom of your list, then they will be paired up against equally heavy hitters from other people's top 5. This makes it EXTREMELY difficult for say, I don't know, my number 4 pick Belle to EVEN COMPETE against the juggernaut that is JURASSIC FREAKING PARK.
Now you might think, "doesn't this mean the worse movies at the top of his list are also disadvantaged?" but that is another Alex falsehood. See, while everyone else's 13 seed might be going up against a strong contender for the title, Alex's bottom bracket picks are placed much closer to their metaphorical weight class.
Finally, as if the insult of using CheatGPT to rank your own list favorite art was not enough, we are once again reminded of the machine's vapid stupidity in that it placed Star Wars VII ABOVE Jurassic Park. This opinion being held by literally zero people with functioning, fully developed brains.
With all this being said, I think it's time that we finally challenge KinoKlash Senator Alex in his upcoming primary. His refusal to meet this most important of moments will be a stain on all future generations of Klashers.
