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Aaron and Josh are on the road trying to keep the suicide rate in the midwest at a tepid 17%, so Keith and Parker got on the mic to talk about the last couple of weeks in The News. Starting off with a little breakdown of some of Tucker Carlson's weirdest moments, the guys get into a wide range of topics in a lengthy episode that really took Parker back to the now-closed back patio of the inimitable Broadway Coffeehouse. 

In Addition!

- Ukraine Erasure

- MTG and Johnny Depp take the stand

- Adopting in Florida as a bachelor

- Madison Cawthorne, a special kind of loser

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Keith: @yaskapital (insta)

Parker: @bpdspeedwagon (twitter) // @slantedanddecanted (insta)