Squonk—the saddest of all cryptids—don’t cry! You have your own unique beauty AND your own Cryptid Campfire episode of Podcast in A Minor! All is well. Huddle up to the campfire quick! before the storm hits—and we’ll tell the tales the lumberjacks told in 1910—just see if we don’t! Marshmallow me—we must sweeten the night for our sad little Squonk!
www.pennlive.com/life/2023/03/what-is-a-squonk-pas-quaint-beast-cries-over-how-ugly-it-is.html
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/magical-mythical-beings
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squonk
https://digitalcommons.unl.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1008&context=nebraskianapubs
https://squonkapalooza.com/
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1896/02/a-tear-bottle/635387/
https://www.poetryexplorer.net/poem.php?id=10032148
Genesis: Squonk
https://youtu.be/TzL-up4ZKgI
Steely Dan: Any Major Dude Will Tell You
https://youtu.be/HBzzdlpISFg
Daytym: Lachrymatory
https://youtu.be/vuXTFX7ZrNM
