Ok, hear me out: LAND WHALE. Right? Sliiiiding down a mountain and — but no, it’s too unthinkable! It’s another CRYPTID CAMPFIRE in the Summer of ‘23 — gather ‘round! This one’s trippy.
www.birdymagazine.com/text/fearsome-forest-creatures-the-slide-rock-bolter-by-lauren-shults/
https://morbidkuriosity.com/slide-rock-bolter/
Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods by William Cox: https://archive.org/details/fearsomecreature0000john
www.colorado.com/articles/learn-about-colorados-mythical-creatures-where-spot-them
www.onlyinyourstate.com/colorado/colorado-vampire-grave/
www.atlasobscura.com/places/vampire-grave-of-lafayette
