Not a draw to be found in Serie A week 3. Dybala’s cameo pushes Juve past the “can jump kinda high” Donkeys; Napoli’s Ant Army goes to a picnic and walks away with a Bologna sandwich; OTFR has Milan owners canceling checks; Inter stay perfect with another Icardi goal; Fiorentina ask Verona “where for art thou defense?”; and Torino let Benevento fans know what to expect in what is sure to be an unmagical season for the Wizards.
