There's this albatross, right? And it stumbles into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" and then, get this, the albatross says "Because I just committed manslaughter." The bartender, not knowing how to respond, simply pours himself a glass of whisky and sips. After his first gulp, he notices something peculiar about the taste. Looking down, he realizes that this isn't whisky, its a cup of Coca-Cola. Realizing that he must be dreaming, the bartender forces himself awake and turns to his wife next to him who is silently flipping through the pages of the most recent and steamy installation of The Front of my Backdoor. He begins to tell his wife about the strange dream, but if she was listening, her blasé platitudes gave no implication of recognition. The bartender stops, lays back down, and silently cries himself to sleep as his marriage is in shambles.
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